There is a pair of jeans I have that sit on the the dryer for long periods of time. They are the jeans I wear when I have absolutely nothing left to wear. Well, I forgot to put my load of pants into the dryer so the only choice I had, besides a skirt (which is not going to happen in 40 degree weather) was that pair of jeans on the dryer. They used to fit OK until I lost the last few pounds back a couple of months ago. The waist is too big, but the thigh and length are great. So what does my dear husband say to me when we are out at Outback celebrating his birthday? "So, the waist is too big?...Well, if the rest of the pants fit well, then your thighs are too big." How romantic.
Monday, February 23
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Oh my goodness! He treads on thin ice! Leslie B.
Matt, you've been married long enough to know better!
Good luck with that one, Matt! I'm sure she'll totally forget by your 50th anniversary!
Only a guy would do something like this and not even realize that it happened.
Matt: there is not much else I can say. So I guess just WOW, she must really think you're special if you are still alive.
Matt, you are a brave, brave man. I just don't know what else to say.
Matt... maybe you were complementing her on the muscle size of her thighs? - Mike
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